Percy I know you have wanted kids since you were a kid but dang boy
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Talk Naughty To Me: “We’re going to give you some unsexy phrases and you have to tell us how to make it sexy.”
- "I have gas. I have bad gas."
- "There’s a fly in my water."
- "Can I borrow a tampon?"(x)
Here’s the thing about being pro choice that people don’t get…
You don’t have to morally agree with abortion to be pro choice. That’s why it’s not called pro abortion. It’s an understanding that you can’t make that choice for someone else and they have full control over that not you. It’s pro I’m not the boss of everyone else.
This is important.
I’d sell these as charms if I knew how.
Hunter version: x
#i swear if you could harness the power of joss whedon’s sass you could power stark tower for a year